Contact Us Break time. And not the cute, “gone for a coffee” kind.
I’m stepping out for a bit. Life’s been throwing a few hands lately—some personal battles, a surgery, and a house move all rolled into one spicy little combo. So yeah… I’m tapping out temporarily before I end up held together with duct tape and attitude.
Plan is to be back June 15th—recovered, relocated, and ready to cause problems again (the good kind).
This is the longest I’ve ever stepped away, so don’t get too comfortable without me. Stick around… I’ll be back, bigger, better, and probably with fewer functioning brain cells but better stories.
Try not to miss me too much. Or do. I’m not your boss.
I’m stepping out for a bit. Life’s been throwing a few hands lately—some personal battles, a surgery, and a house move all rolled into one spicy little combo. So yeah… I’m tapping out temporarily before I end up held together with duct tape and attitude.
Plan is to be back June 15th—recovered, relocated, and ready to cause problems again (the good kind).
This is the longest I’ve ever stepped away, so don’t get too comfortable without me. Stick around… I’ll be back, bigger, better, and probably with fewer functioning brain cells but better stories.
Try not to miss me too much. Or do. I’m not your boss.
Whether the word "moist" is your thing or not, there's no denying some people just manage to lubricate your inner thighs. Let them know with this statement card!
Card Size: 18.2 x 11.7cm
Envelope Included: Yes
Inside Message: BLANK
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