Contact Us Break time. And not the cute, “gone for a coffee” kind.
I’m stepping out for a bit. Life’s been throwing a few hands lately—some personal battles, a surgery, and a house move all rolled into one spicy little combo. So yeah… I’m tapping out temporarily before I end up held together with duct tape and attitude.
Plan is to be back June 15th—recovered, relocated, and ready to cause problems again (the good kind).
This is the longest I’ve ever stepped away, so don’t get too comfortable without me. Stick around… I’ll be back, bigger, better, and probably with fewer functioning brain cells but better stories.
Try not to miss me too much. Or do. I’m not your boss.
I’m stepping out for a bit. Life’s been throwing a few hands lately—some personal battles, a surgery, and a house move all rolled into one spicy little combo. So yeah… I’m tapping out temporarily before I end up held together with duct tape and attitude.
Plan is to be back June 15th—recovered, relocated, and ready to cause problems again (the good kind).
This is the longest I’ve ever stepped away, so don’t get too comfortable without me. Stick around… I’ll be back, bigger, better, and probably with fewer functioning brain cells but better stories.
Try not to miss me too much. Or do. I’m not your boss.
Let you know you’re thinking of them during their time of ill-health. And what better way is there to say “I’m here for you”?
Card Size: 14 x 14cm
Envelope Included: Yes
Inside Message: “I hear you’re not feeling well.” “At least it’s not Syphilis!”
Combined shipping available for multiple purchases made from Nix Dungeon in any one order
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