The perfect card for that complete **** for their Birthday! Call them every name under the sun, they’ll appreciate you for it!
Card Size: 18.2 x 11.7cm
Envelope Included: Yes
Inside Message: “HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FILLED WITH LOVE, LAUGHTER AND COCK*” “*CAKE – DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT”
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