Contact Us Break time. And not the cute, “gone for a coffee” kind.
I’m stepping out for a bit. Life’s been throwing a few hands lately—some personal battles, a surgery, and a house move all rolled into one spicy little combo. So yeah… I’m tapping out temporarily before I end up held together with duct tape and attitude.
Plan is to be back June 15th—recovered, relocated, and ready to cause problems again (the good kind).
This is the longest I’ve ever stepped away, so don’t get too comfortable without me. Stick around… I’ll be back, bigger, better, and probably with fewer functioning brain cells but better stories.
Try not to miss me too much. Or do. I’m not your boss.
I’m stepping out for a bit. Life’s been throwing a few hands lately—some personal battles, a surgery, and a house move all rolled into one spicy little combo. So yeah… I’m tapping out temporarily before I end up held together with duct tape and attitude.
Plan is to be back June 15th—recovered, relocated, and ready to cause problems again (the good kind).
This is the longest I’ve ever stepped away, so don’t get too comfortable without me. Stick around… I’ll be back, bigger, better, and probably with fewer functioning brain cells but better stories.
Try not to miss me too much. Or do. I’m not your boss.
People are often mistaken…. Of course you are Magnificent & Magical! Dickheads.
Mug reads: “Not everyone is going to think you’re magnificent & magical. They’re wrong though. Dickheads.”
Image repeated on both sides of mug
Standard 11oz Mug
Microwave and Dishwasher Safe
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